From religion to recipes, carpooling to cat whispering, this New York Times–bestselling author gives voice to Southern women's favorite subjects.
From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:
Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hateHow Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic lifeStrapped for cash? Try cat whisperingSex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' timeAirlines serving up one hot messAction figure JesusWhy Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughterAnd much more!
Complete with a treasure trove of Celia's genuine southern recipes, You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.
