This book is a banger, and I know bangers.

This book got me to pass theology 2!!!

straight up made me an atheist. also called me stinky live on twitch.tv because i dont fit into american heteronormativity. there’s also the prolife section and the xenophobic section (the whole book). almost cant believe it isnt satire

After reading this my dog now walks on the ceiling. I also accidentally speak Hebrew sometimes.

I was reading this book around 3:39 am while cooking some some pizza roles and a giant lobster broke my door down and chief keep started blasting through his shell. He came in, started cradling me like a baby and cleaned the kitchen while I ate my pizza rolls. After he finished he carried me outside and flew into the ocean with me and I met his wife and children. I then woke up and realized I had a divine intervention.

🦧

I’m just hopping on the train with more than half of the other reviewers. Also, every one of these books is extremely overpriced and we never seem to get through the whole thing in class.

Saint x on top 🐯

I do not recommend reading unless u want to obtain cancer

This book is literal and absolute garbage. I have never in my life read something so poorly thought out and worded. There is no room for thought it is all about forcing the reader to conform to this books beliefs. This is worse then a dumpster fire.